


Vadgers" is actually Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy, wearing his airline pilot's cap and nothing else) Quagmire: Giggity. Vadgers is replying to Francine's email on her latest pregnancy test results. (A mysterious Internet doctor known as Dr. That's the punch that caused me to black out and finally achieve orgasm. (a beat-up Roger and Steve are watching news footage of Stan beating up Roger) Roger (to Steve, as he's pointing at the TV screen): Right there. Now what am I supposed to burn on my ethnic neighbor's lawn?

(after Stan breaks the cross for the Christmas pageant) Stage Hand: Well, that's just great. Season's Beatings Stan (as he's beating up Roger, who was chosen to play Jesus in the Christmas play): You don't deserve to be on that cross, you lazy, wine-loving bisexual! Hayley: (She storms inside the bathroom and sees Snot having a bubble bath in the bathtub) I have had it, the worst luck, since I lost those panties. The Scarlett Getter Francine: Dan Ansom Handsome gives me quite the wide-on. He doesn't want ball games, he just wants to ball dames. Steve's at the age where he doesn't care about going to a ball game with his dad. Stan: What's the problem? I'm trying to bond with him. What do you say I take you to a ball game? Steve: Sorry, man. Stan: Stop! You can't marry this woman! Principal Lewis: Wachoo talkin' bout, Stan? Virtual In-Stanity Stan: Good morning, kiddo.

Roger: Yay! The Worst Stan Principal Lewis: Sweets, you killed my master! Roger: You're fired! Principal Lewis: Is that what you intended to say, superintendent? Superintendent: That's what I super-intended to say. A Ward Show Superintendent: It's come to my attention that you've been letting one of your students skip classes, miss tests and hang out in the teacher's lounge. Stan: Looter! Cleveland: Self-defense! Peter: A black and a white talking as if it's normal! Cleveland: Peter, what are you doing? You know me! Peter: Everybody, shut up and let me think! Just let me think! Francine: Stan, have you. Cleveland: I don't even know where the hell I am. My old college javelin? Remember? I'll harpoon the bear, and the bear blood will distract the start, and we can escape! Francine STAN! But I'm going to do that, because I have a better idea. Stan: Francine, let's be honest, that's not going to happen. Hurricane! Francine: The best thing you can do for your family is stand back and do nothing. Principal Lewis: What are you saying, Marguerite? Marguerite: I'm saying, the hot tub, is a murderer. They banned it because some tubs, when they get struck by lightning, they come alive! The hot tub is alive, and it escaped from a mental institution, and did some rapes. You're gonna see a cautionary tale that may greatly influence your next hot tub purchase. Hot Water Cee Lo Green: Well, hello there. 10 Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key.
